The Hilton Files

May 22nd, 2007

Paris Hilton Prays

Hmmm, I wonder what Paris Hilton is praying about??? Lemme guess!

I can see Jesus rolling his eyes. Paris Hilton has been going to church and I can’t say it’s a bad thing. She needs to ask for forgiveness!
The priest was probably like “Ummm Paris we actually have a special bowl of holy water for […]

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May 22nd, 2007

Paris Hilton Safe in Jail Because She’ll be Tagged!

Paris Hilton will be safe in jail because prison chiefs have decided to tag her with an alarm device to keep her safe from other inmates. She’ll be able to keep in touch with the guards the entire time through the device.
Source: Daily India
Tags: paris+hilton+jail

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May 22nd, 2007

Motley Crue NOT a Paris Supporter

Motley Crue decided to throw their full support behind a petition asking Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ensure Paris Hilton serves her full 45-day sentence. Doesn’t really matter now that Paris removed her own petition, but it’s still funny that the group is deciding to speak out against Paris!
The petition lists the instances when Paris […]

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May 22nd, 2007

Free Paris Hilton Shirts For Sale

Are you a fan of Paris Hilton and want her ‘freed’ from jail (well, technically, she’s not in jail yet is she?)? Why not buy a shirt to support the lovely Ms Paris Hilton!
The shirts are being sold by Pop Bytes through eBay.
For more designs, click HERE.

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May 21st, 2007

Paris Hilton Receives Prison Tips from “Reno 911″ Deputy

“Reno 911’s” Deputy Clementime Johnson (played by Wendi McLendon Covey) has joined the bandwagon and is now issuing her own tips for helping Paris Hilton survive her upcoming prison experience.
To Paris:
“I’ve recently been asked to give “Survival in the Slammer” tips to someone named Paris Hilton. I’m not sure who this is … is she […]

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May 21st, 2007

Paris Hilton stirs up Online Betting Campaign

Only Paris Hilton can pull off something like this!

The misbehaving of the daughter of the Hiltons made an online betting website give Paris Hilton her own betting line.
The Paris Hilton props could be found at the website BetUS under their entertainment section. Now, we have to warn you, these are some pretty daring folks […]

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May 21st, 2007

Paris Hilton to write a book about her prison experience

Do you believe this crap? Now, they’re speculating that Paris Hilton will be writing about her prison experience and make millions out of it!
According to the Sun UK, Paris Hilton will be writing a book about her time spent in the slammer. Graphic descriptions of gushy meals and girl-on-girl jail fights will be the book’s […]

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May 21st, 2007

Patty Hearst sympathises with Paris Hilton jailmates

Poor Paris, even ex-convicts sympathise with jailmates rather with our Hilton heiress!
Ex-convict socialite Patty Hearst was amused by reports she had offered Paris Hilton advice prior to her jail time, insisting she really feels sorry for the reality TV star’s future cellmates.
Hearst was infamously jailed in 1976 after being found guilty of accompanying her kidnappers […]

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May 20th, 2007

Paris Hilton Halts Appeal

Paris Hilton has confirmed reports she is halting plans to appeal her 45 day jail sentence for violating her probation for driving on a suspended license. A court official confirmed yesterday that Hilton’s lawyers had filed a notice in Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday, declaring they were withdrawing an earlier petition to appeal the […]

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May 19th, 2007

Paris Hilton’s interview at Cosmo Girl

Here’s an excerpt of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s interview at the June/July edition of CosmoGirl!
Cosmogirl! asked Paris five questions and she had to guess Nicole’s answers!
WHAT’S THE WORST AT CAMP: THE FOOD OR THE LACK OF BATHROOMS?
What Paris thinks Nicole would say: “Lack of bathrooms.”
What Nicole really said: “Lack of bathrooms; the food’s […]

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