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Lindsay Lohan is a Fire Crotch

by Christine on October 20th, 2006

Did I hear it right? Paris Hilton’s date in this video said:

Lindsay Lohan is a fire crotch and has freckles coming out of her vag*na. And her **** is 7 feet long.

Lindsay Lohan is worth about $7 million which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel in New York.

These things were said while Paris laughed her ass off.

Watch for yourself!

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louisa
Oct 21, 2006 at 5:37 am

brandon davis is so stupid..
he lookd like a baby
FiShY[x]
Oct 21, 2006 at 5:47 pm

I hate brandon davis he so stupid!!! but I luvv paris hilton….
carrie
Oct 23, 2006 at 2:03 am

he is such an asshole
he thinks he’s someone important because he’s sitting there next to paris hilton
I thought lindsay and paris were friends again who laughes if someone sais things like that to ur friend??
Alfredo!
Oct 31, 2006 at 10:09 pm

Well, I love Lindsay Lohan and dissapointed for Paris Hilton, i thought that they were friends again, friends doesn’t laugh of you in front of paparazzis, and that fuckin asshole mister “I’m popular ’cause i have been a date of Paris Hilton” Brandon Davis, he’s no one to the side of Lindsay Lohan!
The Hilton Files
Nov 11, 2006 at 3:08 pm

[…] The rumor is true…..despite the fact that Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton called La Lohan a ‘fire crotch’, that didn’t seem to dampen Paris and Lindsay’s new found friendship. […]
marie
Dec 19, 2006 at 5:46 pm

WOW! More reason why paris hilton is a whore!
mars42
Dec 21, 2006 at 11:04 pm

SERIOUSLY THIS IS ALL PUBLICITY, AND PLUS, LINDAY DOESNT EVEN HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE-
themasses
May 26, 2007 at 11:48 pm

They are jealous of Lohan because Lohan is hotter. Lohan’s genetic composition is far superior than theirs. Lohan should be proud and STOP the drugs. Paris bleaches her hair and is such a treacherous wretch. She didn’t have an ounce of class to quiet her goon fuck-buddy. Instead she laughs like a chimpanzee.
T
Jul 10, 2007 at 2:01 am

Sounds like Brandon here has Lindsay’s snooch on the brain! I think he wants her. It’s okay buddy We all do. But You sound like a third grader and you’ll only wind up with trash like Paris. You’d never have a chance with someone like Lindsay. She is way more beautiful than the no talent Hilton. You know the difference between Paris and a Hilton Hotel?? Not everyone has been in a Hilton HOTEL!!
Brent Fulberry
Jul 10, 2007 at 7:26 am

Paris should not hang out with that Greasy Bear guy.
TommyBoy
Jul 10, 2007 at 10:24 am

I can’t believe they called that skank a “fire crotch”!
One of millions
Jul 11, 2007 at 8:31 am

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