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Paris Hilton: A Waste of Molecules Book

by Christine on May 17th, 2007

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Stephen Hawking is releasing a book about Paris Hilton!

Stephen Hawking is releasing a new non-fiction book titled Paris Hilton: A Waste of Molecules.

According to Mr. Hawkings research, Paris Hilton has been born and bred just to further the Hilton Hotel name. Mr. Hawking is quoted as saying, “I mean who hasn’t joked, ‘Have you slept in the Hilton?’” Through Mr. Hawking’s research he has discovered that she was born an bred to become a Hilton Hotel marketing tool. It’s been suggested that Paris’ mother, Kathy Hilton, actually filmed Paris’ porn tapes, and will be releasing one, in a collection of fifty, twice a year. There will be more information to follow with an official press release from Mr. Hawking.

Are you going to buy Hawking’s book about Paris Hilton?

Source: A Socialite’s Life

POSTED IN: Paris Hilton News

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