Paris Hilton’s Autopsy in Williamsburg
Paris Hilton is now being used to warn teens of no sex during prom night so be careful you young ones! This sculpture features Paris Hilton clutching a cell phone and wearing a tiara with Tinkerbell on top of her.
Why Paris? We suppose there’s a direct correlation between the tiara-ed heiress and the prom queen. She isn’t underage, she was however arrested for a DUI last year. Hear that prom queen, even the fabulous can fall (ahem, Miss USA). Ms. Hilton’s debut will take place far away from the Sunset Strip, right here in Williamsburg. Along with the display, students will be encouraged to visit www.ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to view the making of the project and compete for prizes by writing Paris Hilton’s obituary. Wonder if this was part of her community service agreement for that DUI.
So with Paris’s legs up in stirrups for postmortem pelvic examination, what does the autopsy ultimately reveal? A “double abortion” of fetal twins discovered in her uterus. So, like, no sex on prom night either, kids.
Via Gothamist
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