Paris Hilton’s Summer at Prison Hilton
Do you want to know where Paris Hilton is spending her summer days this year? Well, it ain’t going to be in some fancy yacht in the south of France that’s for sure!
While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).
Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. — just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn’t available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!
As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.
Paris better get crackin’, because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!
Source: TMZ
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sam
May 10, 2007 at 10:17 pm
I wonder if this cuts into her 15 minutes of fame or prolongs it. All i know is i want to see the videos, will it be guards or a lipstick lesbo? I wonder what the smart money is saying. Also I can’t help but think the american press will spend more time on this spoiled self centered hosebag than the lost billions$ in Iraq, the captive british journalist , ad infinitum. the terrorist don’t need to attack us were doing a pretty good job destroying any culture we may have once had
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