September 8th, 2007
The Simple Life
Season 1: The Simple Life: 2003-2004
Episode 1 : Ro-Day-O vs. Ro-Dee-O
Original Air Date: 2-Dec-03
Rich socialites Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie give up their lives of luxury, and head to Altus, Arkansas. After being introduced to the family, the girls are shown their living quarters, including a well in the middle of their floor. They are sent grocery shopping, given household chores, and told that their curfew is midnight.
Episode 2 : Dairy Farmin’ Divas
Original Air Date: 3-Dec-03
Paris and Nicole show up late for their new job milking the cows. Their tasks include waking up the cows in the morning, herding the cows, milking the cows, bottling the milk, washing the barn and filling up the troughs. They then get dirty, get into a hot tub and get fired.
Episode 3 : Sonic Burger Shenanigans
Original Air Date: 9-Dec-03
Fresh off their failure as dairy-farm workers, the girls take a job at a fast-food joint, only to find that serving the public is their private nightmare. Showing up 45 minutes late, the girls tasks included cooking food, serving customers and taking out trash. They girls changed the marquee sign to “Half Price Anal Salty Weiner Bugers” and are fired soon after. Albert tells them that their actions reflect on the family. The girls then sneak out to another club.
Episode 4 : The One About The Rumors
Original Air Date: 16-Dec-03
The Mayor asks Paris and Nicole to be honorary co-chairpersons at the Springtime Gala, a local festival. The girls bake their own pies, however they are eaten by the family dog. Once at the Gala, the girls spend more time drinking at the bar then participating in the festival. They work on the kissing booth and turn it upside-down
Episode 5 : Shopaholics
Original Air Date: 17-Dec-03
The girls secure yet another job, this time for a cattle auctioneer named Kent. Duties were similar to the Dairy Farm, and included helping heard the cattle, filling up the troughs and introducing the auctions, though Paris and Nicole preferred to flirt with the boys and decorate the cows with glitter. While at the store to buy cow feed, Nicole and Paris charge a few extra things to his account including a full-length folding mirror and a birdhouse to give to Janet Leding for Mother’s Day. Kent soon finds out what they did and as punishment, he has the girls work again at the Live Stock Auction.
Episode6 : Boy Crazy
Original Air Date: 7-Jan-04
The girls get jobs at a gas station-food mart (and bait shop), and soon reel in two local boys as customers, whom they’ll accompany to a club. There, Nicole ruins a pool table with bleach at the bar, when she loses her temper, after her purse is stolen.
Episode 7 : Good-bye and Good Luck
Original Air Date: 14-Jan-04
Paris and Nicole are asked to leave the bar after the damage Nicole caused. Nicole apologizes the next day. The girls time in Altus is up. After tearful goodbyes and promises to meet up again, the girls pack up all their Louis Vuitton again, stock up the Taxi, head back home on their private jet.
The Lost Episode
Original Air Date: 26-Jan-04
See never-before-seen footage featuring Paris and Nicole getting a job working with a taxidermist, and of course managing to damage most of the stock. Paris also gets homesick and Kathy Hilton sends her some of her favorite fast-food all the way from L.A.
Season 2: The Simple Life - Road Trip: 2004
Episode 10 : The Journey Begins
Original Air Date: 16-Jun-04
Paris and Nicole depart from Miami Beach toward their first destination, the Batten Family Ranch. Unfortuantely Paris Hilton gets into a serious accident while riding a horse.
Episode 11 : Mermaid Outing
Original Air Date: 16-Jun-04
The girls stay the night at a trailer park for the first time in their lives. Paris and Nicole get jobs at Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida and play a game of hide-and-seek with their boss’s daughter.
Episode 12: Nudist Resort
Original Air Date: 23-Jun-04
The girls pull into another trailer park, and are surprised when a local resident informs the girls they are at a nudist colony called Caliente. Hired as maids for the motel area of the resort, the girls have trouble following rules and end up posing as residents and calling another maid to do a room for them, taking the credit. The girls later contribute to a body acceptance class.
Episode 13 : Making Sausages
Original Air Date: 30-Jun-04
Rolling on into Mississippi, the girls are welcomed to stay with the Skinner family. Their son, James, manages to offend Nicole so much that she lashes out at him.
Episode 14 : Jenny’s First Date
Original Air Date: 7-Jul-04
In the swamplands of Louisiana, Paris and Nicole meet their next host family and make a big impression after taking their daughter on a shopping spree; the women get jobs trapping crawfish.
Episode 15 : Dancing Sheep
Original Air Date: 14-Jul-04
In Texas, the girls drive away with the sons of a hippie family for a little tanning-salon action. They return home for dinner, and continue to be estranged by the weirdness of the family. The next day, the girls finally get to work, including feeding the chickens and sheep. The girls finish up for the day, and drive off with the extension cord still plugged into the trailer, dragging along the road behind them.
Episode 16 : Play Ball
Original Air Date: 21-Jul-04
The girls stay with the Cashes, and they have a heck of a time with the Christian family’s no-profanity rule. The next day they go to work for a Minor Leauge Baseball called the Round Rock Express at the Dell Diamond. Eventually as the spectators got more hostile, the girls run back to the truck and drove off.
Episode 17 : Brand New Look
Original Air Date: 28-Jul-04
They stay with the Bahm family; a biker couple with a 14-year-old son named Tyler. The next day the girls get jobs at Lonny’s Beauty Salon. The girls first task was a back wax for a rather sensitive man. The girls then give a woman an unusual make-over. Strangely, boss Jesse still pays them and welcomes them back anytime.
Episode 18 : Deputized
Original Air Date: 4-Aug-04
Paris and Nicole continue on their cross-country journey to their next stop in Texas, the Click Ranch. The girls give the father, Bob, some tips on how to be more romantic with his wife. Meanwhile, they get jobs at the local sheriff’s station and abuse their position, constantly citing people for fake offenses.
Episode 19 : Back in the Saddle
Original Air Date: 4-Aug-04
Before finally heading home to Beverly Hills, Paris and Nicole make their last stop at a Texas ranch, where they work on a cattle drive. But when the girls discover the herd is going to be slaughtered, they take matters into their own hands.
Season 3: The Simple Life - Interns: 2005
Episode 21 : Mechanics
Original Air Date: 26-Jan-05
Paris and Nicole leave New York aboard a bus headed for New Jersey, where they work as mechanics in an auto body shop.
Episode 22 : Secretaries
Original Air Date: 26-Jan-05
The girls are dropped off in the city at Kirshenbaum, Bond and Partners Advertising for their next internship. There they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.
Episode 23: Airline
Original Air Date: 9-Feb-05
At their new airline jobs, Nicole and Paris hurl baggage, empty an airplane lavatory and speed around on a luggage truck. Back at their hosts’ home, they try to patch up a teenage romance gone awry and try to rescue Nicole’s dog from the family cat.
Episode 24: Mortuary
Original Air Date: 16-Feb-05
While helping their chain smoking New Jersey hosts kick the habit, Paris and Nicole take up employment at a funeral home. Chaos reigns as usual as Nicole accidentally disposes the remains of someone in the most worst place. Also, both girls try to interfere in their host families habits of smoking, much to their angry chagrin.
Episode 25: Plastic Surgery
Original Air Date: 23-Feb-05
During their new jobs assisting at a plastic surgery office, the girls are grossed out by the procedures. They later take the host family out to a drag show and leave an impression on the mother.
Episode 26: Broadcasting
Original Air Date: 2-Mar-05
At WBFF-TV Baltimore, interns Paris and Nicole write a good anti-smoking PSA and a bogus weather forecast. Then, viewers start calling the station for dates with the local weatherman after Paris announces on-camera that he’s on the list on “50 Hottest Singles”.
Episode 27: Daycare
Original Air Date: 9-Mar-05
Changing diapers at a daycare center in Delaware, Paris and Nicole also decorate an area and make it into a bedroom for a child who does not have one and has been forced to sleep on the floor. Nicole takes more naps than the kids.
Episode 28: Zoo
Original Air Date: 16-Mar-05
When Paris and Nicole intern at a Baltimore zoo, the girls discover they both have true animal instincts. Meanwhile, the girls plan a romantic date for their new host parents in an effort to rekindle their flame after 20 years of marriage. Nicole gets a visit from her boyfriend.
Episode 29: Bakery
Original Air Date: 23-Mar-05
When the girls intern at the Gourmet Bakery, they stir up a whole lot of trouble making desserts. They spill things all over the floor and mess up treats, and get punished. Also Paris cooks dinner for the family she is staying with.
Episode 30: Psychic
Original Air Date: 30-Mar-05
As interns at an Astrology Shop in Washington, D.C., the girls perform “butt readings” and make male patrons strip to their underwear. Later, they set up a date between Mrs. Footes widowed mother and a nice neighbor.
Episode 31: Nursing Home
Original Air Date: 6-Apr-05
Paris and Nicole intern at a retirement home and although they fail at cooking and cleaning, they make up for it by adding their own twist to the seniors’ activity calendar. They also convice head-of-household Chuck to stop hunting by pelting him with paintballs. They then call the police to arrest him for hunting.
Episode 32: Ad Agency
Original Air Date: 13-Apr-05
The girls are now in Miami where Paris and Nicole intern at an advertising agency and their new host family, the Jacobs, have baby orangutans Pumpkin and Peanut. And Paris & Nicole have to create a new ad for Burger King, and they decide to use the orangutans. They also work at a local Burger King and talk to customers about ideas for their ad.
Episode 33: Firefighters
Original Air Date: 20-Apr-05
The girls are now in Atlantic City, where they heat things up when they intern as firefighters. They convince firemen to pose for a sexy calendar, and blow off their training. They attend a real 911 emergency. Then, concerned about a little girl with no friends, they mount a campaign to find her a friend.
Episode 34: Manufacturing
Original Air Date: 28-Apr-05
At their hard jobs at a manufacturing plant, the girls relive boredom by holding office chair races, dancing, and wrapping themselves in bubble wrap, and their mean boss is not amused.
Episode 35: Wedding Planner
Original Air Date: 12-May-05
Paris and Nicole try their hand as wedding planners at the Dearly Beloved Wedding Chapel in Nashville. Trouble starts when the girls oversleep and leave the nervous bride biting her nails at the altar. They also set up their single host mom up with a date.The girl’s also customize a cake. When they go in the church, the heads of the cake fall on the floor. When they get their report, they get an F. Before their average grade was a C-.
Episode 36: Dentistry
Original Air Date: 12-May-05
The girls last stop is Tennessee, where they fall into the hands of an overly-chipper motivational speaker and beauty queen coach. So this diva convinces Paris to enter the local pageant. Meanwhile, their last internship is at a dentist’s office where Paris and Nicole must drill. But instead they slap patients, put make-up on them, and make prank calls. Paris and Nicole end their journey with a welcome home party in New York
Season 4: The Simple Life - ‘Till Death Do Us Part: 2006
Episode 37: The Nolan Family
Original Air Date: 4-Jun-06
Paris and Nicole are no longer friends so they each visit families at different times and replace the mom of the family. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class…and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! The husband picks Paris as the better housewife.
Episode 38: The Ghauri Family
Original Air Date: 11-Jun-06
Paris and Nicole trade in their designer dresses for traditional saris when they take over the responsibilities of a traditional Pakistani mom. With the patient help of the family husband and Americanized fifteen-year-old son, the girls manage to dress, speak and dance like conservative Pakistani housewives…or at least their version of it. But things don’t go as well when Paris and Nicole decide to share their experiences, namely how they like to party.
Episode 39: The Weekes Family
Original Air Date: 18-Jun-06
Paris and Nicole fill in for a housewife who is desperate to keep the spark alive in her 12-year marriage. The girls’ “husband for a day” bends over backward as he tries to teach them how a relationship works, but commitment just doesn’t come easily for Paris and Nicole. To show this couple how they would keep the spark alive, Paris gets wild ‘n’ wet on a golf course, and Nicole brings blindfolds, tequila and an erotic photo shoot into the mix. The husband chooses Nicole as the better wife.
Episode 40: The Padilla Family
Original Air Date: 25-Jun-06
Paris and Nicole test their maternal instincts by playing mom to four rambunctious siblings. The girls try their best to feed, entertain and teach the children, but they’re outnumbered. These kids are full of needs, energy and questions, lots of questions.
Episode 41: The Bowden Family
Original Air Date: 9-Jul-06
The plan is for Paris and Nicole to learn about raising two teenage girls, but that all changes when they discover the girls’ moms have never married. Always on board for love, Nicole ditches her household duties and starts planning a surprise commitment ceremony. Not to be outdone by her ex-best friend, Paris plots to throw an even bigger bash–and the rush to the altar is on. They choose Paris’ wedding as their favourite.
Episode 42: The Murrie Family
Original Air Date: 16-Jul-06
Paris and Nicole become instant mommies to an infant and his five-year-old brother. Both girls suffer major misadventures in breast-feeding, baby bathing and diaper changing. But that’s the easy part. It’s also baby’s first birthday, and the ex-best friends are supposed to work together to pull off the party. This turns out to be very tough, since Paris and Nicole aren’t on speaking terms.
Episode 43: The Contreras Family
Original Air Date: 23-Jul-06
The single dad has always dreamed of taking his boys out for a weekend in the wilderness, but Paris and Nicole’s ideas of “roughing it” are not what he had in mind. Undeterred, the girls pull out all the stops to make this camping trip one the family will never forget.
Episode 44: The Beggs Family
Original Air Date: 30-Jul-06
Paris and Nicole go domestic when they substitute for a housewife with a messy home. The girls get down and dirty doing laundry, mopping, dusting and mowing the lawn–all in high heels, naturally. Needless to say, the results are disastrous. The husband chooses Paris as the best housewife and mom.
Episode 45: The Burton Family
Original Air Date: 6-Aug-06
New age family values are put to the test as Paris and Nicole visit a family of five with a strong interest in the arts. Music appreciation, finger painting and sculpture classes all go relatively smoothly…that is, until Nicole produces an R-rated rap and Paris directs a cross-dressing video! After their run-in with Paris and Nicole, the Burtons give some serious thought to good old-fashioned censorship.
Episode 46: The Confrontation
Original Air Date: 13-Aug-06
A couple, who have been married for 64 years, give Paris and Nicole a well deserved lesson about love, life and togetherness. After a late night of partying Paris is unprepared for a day of work. So she finds a look-a-like to fill in for her. After Paris realizes that it’s Nicole’s day, she goes to find her look-a-like and runs into some problems with Nicole.
Season 5: The Simple Life Goes to Camp: 2007
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Episode 47: Welcome to Camp Shawnee
Original Air Date: 28-May-07
Paris and Nicole are finally back together after their long fight and Malibu’s Camp Shawnee gets the pleasure of meeting them. Paris and Nicole are introduced to the campers interested in losing weight. The girls try and help the hungry campers by retrieving their junk food.
Episode 48: Big Primpin
Original Air Date: 3-Jun-07
Paris and Nicole try to help the campers of Camp Shawnee get into shape. Nicole gives Hunter tips on impressing Paris. Hunter later finds out that Paris doesn’t impress easily.
Episode 49: Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Original Air Date: 10-Jun-07
Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.
Episode 50: Showstoppers
Original Air Date: 17-Jun-07
Paris and Nicole prepare the campers and their moms for the pageant.
Episode 51: Flirting with Disaster
Original Air Date: 24-Jun-07
The Couples therapy begins and Paris and Nicole have to counsel them. Paris and Hunter’s relationship takes a turn.
Episode 52: Committed
Original Air Date: 1-Jul-07
Paris and Nicole usher the couples through a recommitment ceremony and deal with their own issues with love.
Episode 53: Say Hello to Myke Hawke
Original Air Date: 8-Jul-07
Survivalist camp begins at Camp Shawnee, and Paris and Nicole must learn how to rough it in the wilderness.
Episode 54: Babes In the Woods
Original Air Date: 22-Jul-07
Paris and Nicole get lost in the woods.
Episode 55: Almost Fame-less
Original Air Date: 29-Jul-07
Acting camp begins and the girls meet the temperamental Sally Kirkland.
Episode 56: Hollywood Ending
Original Air Date: 5-Aug-07
The finale draws the girls time at Camp Shawnee to a close. They end their time a Camp Shawnee with ‘Paris and Nicole The Muscial’ and a suprise for camp director Ed.
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