Top Ten Things Paris Heard in Prison
According to Jay Leno…
10. “No, we don’t have a room service menu”
9. “Versace doesn’t make an orange prison jumpsuit”
8. “Say ‘That’s hot’ one more time and I’ll smother you with a pillow”
7. “Governor Schwarzenegger called, but no one could understand a thing he said”
6. “I assume you’re accustomed to people watching you shower”
5. “No number five — writer too heartbroken”
4. “If you miss your chihuahau, the rats make pretty good pets”
3. “I’m in here for illegally downloading video of you off the internet”
2. “May I have your autograph Miss Lohan?”
1. “Tell Letterman we can’t accept any more flowers”
Source: CBS
Tags: paris+top+tenRelated Stories
POSTED IN: Making Fun of Paris
3 opinions for Top Ten Things Paris Heard in Prison
Christine
Jun 9, 2007 at 4:53 am
Poor Paris,
I wish everyone would give her a break, theres plenty of young girls out there doing equally as stupid things just not getting it played up for the world to see. She’s lovely
Jackie
Jun 9, 2007 at 7:33 am
Ohhh please! I bet you wouldnt be putting a comment up like that if she had killed or maimed someone that you loved while drinking under the influence.
Jackie
Jun 9, 2007 at 7:39 am
yea and I bet you that the sherriff that helped re-lease Paris would never do that for any other “young girls out there doing equally as stupid things”
I guess its true what they say….
“money talks and bullsh*t walks”
Have an opinion? Leave a comment: